Paper Heart

Cara. twenty-two. uk. TRS graduate. barista


Me: I find It awkward when you invite the boys round because I don't really know them so we just sit around in silence until I get drunk and then...
Friend: you make out with them
Me: That wasn't what I was going to say

anus:

when you meet someone who hasnt seen mean girls

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I’ve started having bizarre, exhausting and emotionally draining dreams agin.

Last night I dreamt I was still with an ex and I was staying at his, but we had we sleep in separate beds. His best friend was also saying round, but in his bed. Then in the middle of the night I could hear them having sex so I just get out of bed and go down to the kitchen to make some bacon. Then the bitch came down after sleeping with my boyfriend and stole my bacon and that was my breaking point. I was fine with her sleeping with my boyfriend, I was already over it and moving on but the fact she had the cheek to steal my bacon was unforgivable.

Marilyn Monroe in Gentlemen Prefer Blondes (1953)

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