what if i was hot enough to sexually frustrate people
- Me: can I get a mocha cortado with four pumps of orange syrup?
- Guy: FOUR?! Are you sure!?
- Me: Yup four, I have had it before, hence knowing exactly how many pumps.
- Guy: it's going to be really strong!!!!
- Me: I've had it before. I want it again now. You are one comment away from me busting out the fact I'm a barista and have worked for costa for 6 years. Please stop exclaiming and judging me for no reason and just make my drink, pleeease!!